And a blow torch. Then we'll get medieval on this so-and-so.
Fortunately, the German chemist, Friedlieb Ferdinand Runge has already passed away, so Java can't get to him. So the rest of Java's instructions, think of as just a thought exercise for what he no doubt deserved.
5 Kick Points to Senok13 for providing this week's question for Java.
Oh wait, I'm almost to the end of the letters section. That means I need to write some more regular strips soon. I better get cracking.
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Java Jaguar is a webcomic based on the true story of a talking jaguar cub found in a coffee shop. Yes, I said based on the true story. Java Jaguar is produced by the nomadic cartoonist, Matt S. Law, on his mobile art studio consisting of Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Microsoft Surface Pro 4.
To read Java Jaguar from the beginning, start HERE.