Jokes: Common problems of every woman ...

(1)
Every woman has a problem in wearing wardrobes while dressing up. It is -
There is nothing better to look like.
But there is no room for cloth inside - it is also true.
(2)
A very beautiful girl is standing at one corner of the shopping mall. A young man in the mind of the rising policeman thinks too much Due to not being able to stay in the form of dances, one step went forward in front of two legs. Then without any introduction, the question was thrown-
Rangabaj: You got married, Apa?
Beautiful: Yes. Any problem
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Rangabaj: No, what does the boy do?
The beautiful mastane necklace in the chest of the brain and said: Regrettably! She is just 'sorry' now.
(3)
One of the wise said that it is unfair to fight repeatedly against the same enemy. If you do not want to, you will learn all your tactics. This wise word also applies to husband and wife.
They have become so tired of quarreling with one another that the two of them do not accept the rate. Because both of them memorize the strategy. The result is that the fight goes on, but the result is not the result - from the diary of Montu's father
(4)
Boss: Where is the match between the drunk and the snake?
Montu's father: Sir, no matter how many people are going to be in the daytime - when they return home, they know exactly what their home is.
(5)
Montu's father was forced to buy the last-minute iPhone-TEN of his wife. The bride was happy to call the whole night, Montu's father got a chance to sleep, after a long time.
But in the morning, the father of Tajjab Montur! See, Montu's mother is taking a very careful look.
Montu: Why are you doing so early morning whitening?
Montu's mother is forced to do ...
Montu Bapa: Meaning? Who can force you to do any work? Who is brave?
Montu's mother: Tomorrow night I locked the face with password fixation. Now the phone is not open.
Montu Papa: Why?
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Montu mother: Phone does not recognize me ... I refuse to recognize me ...
Montu Baap: When you were scanning the phone, your face had a makeup. Now, do not recognize makeup!
Montu's mother: You talk like the first intelligent of life. Sabas, Montur Bapa!
Or Montu: the apple apple! Men can not do that, you can not ...
(6)
A hotel manager of Cox's Bazaar broke into a sleeping night in Bordeer's phone call.
Manager: Hello Sir, what can I do?
Border: I say from the number 013. I have a quarrel with my wife for the last one hour ...
Manager: Sir, this is your own case. Sorry, we can not swallow it ...
Border: I told you not to marry this wife ...
Manager: Sir, this is your personal subject. Legally we ...
Border: And now he wants to jump through the window ...
Manager: Sir, very sorry. This is also your Mia-Bibi compromise suit.
Border: Stop the donkey! The window is not open, the jam has eaten, now my wife will tell what to do before!