A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him. He immediately apologized and

the real personality of a human shows up in the moment of loss, danger or euphoria. social networks just give us a chance to embellish our true nature.

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning toilet Dad: How does that satisfy you? Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, 'I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven,

I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, and then Leave me Alone….

Catch it alive, Tie its legs< then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs ,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of Poison ….

As a obedient student in school I always believed that practise makes man perfect and I followed it religiously. But I used to ask myself does it really make one perfect always? After so many years I realised

Call it ‘ideal box’ instead of ‘idiot box’! We were stuck in an elevator for around 5 hours. Along with my husband and me, two teenagers and an elderly woman were with us. At first, we were all relaxed

Who will you choose between two person the first person is the men that you had been dreaming and idolizing in short the man that you love but will never love you back or the second person who is always

You've heard it said before, I'm sure. About that poor fool walking through life totally unaware of what everyone else seems to have locked down. Its sad then. In those moments. But have you ever been

Looking to the sky, Deep at night, You kinda wanna drown yourself in the darkness, Yet hoping for some lights from the stars, To catch you, Whenever you can't hold yourself.

He has her highest respect, she knew he will have her heart eventually. Then he did, he had her the entire time. But she have to stop it, she went away. Now her heart was ripping, realizing after many

. Growing up isn't easy. You will suddenly realize that all the comfort you have back when you are still a kid does not exist anymore. It is you who should lead your life. It is you who should pay for

Once upon a time, there lived a herd of eighty thousand elephants at the bottom of the majestic Himalayas. Their leader was a magnificent and rare white elephant who was an extremely kind-hearten soul.

Chuan and Jing joined a wholesale company together just after graduation. Both worked very hard. After several years, the boss promoted Jing to sales executive but Chuan remained a sales rep. One day Chuan

Here we are, afraid of losing what we have all the time, holding on to it so tight that not a soul can touch it. We think by hiding it from the world, it’s hidden and it’s ours. Nothing is. Nothing ever

Days before the National Achievement Test, we conducted a Pre-NAT exam. One of my students forgot to bring a pencil. She asked to go out to borrow from her cousin, but brought nothing when she came back.

The Snake was crawling on the ground. The Eagle flew to her and said, “How unfortunate you are, doomed to crawl all your life. Not like me. I am destined to fly.” The Snake looked at the Eagle and said,

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be. That’s when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint