her: baking soda will get it out.
me: really? where'd you hear that?
her: an old home remedy? like an ancient chinese thing?
me: oh yes, those ancient chinese and their tales of spilling coffee on their carpets and cleaning them up with baking soda, i remember those!
her: oh shut-up.
for some reason my anti-sarcasm filter fails when within her vicinity.
needless to say, the baking soda didnt work,... those ancient chinese told a goddamn lie.