For those that do not know, a tosser is a tosser.
A tosser tosses you see.
They toss this, they toss that, a tosser being a tosser.
Pancake me this, pancake me that, you tosser you.
Happy new year, bored of being seri-arse, I want to be a tosser like frot.
I just do not want to live in the same country, being ruined by a cross dressing lunatic, with massive teeth,
There you go you tranny pink thing, purple transvestite and all.
Merry xmas, wait that has gone, happy new year, will it be, jab, jab, and another jab.
The same intellectuals that sold ww2, now sell a jab, it is for your own good, honest.
1 time, 2 times, 3 times and four, prick, prick, prick, want some more?
How about your kids, your children, maybe they need a dribble, a prick, it is only a jab.
Honestly I am making nothing off it, please visit your local "prick" centre.
I also have a lube, you can get fucked with that too.
Honestly we are not all in it together, we just want the best for you.
Next!
Anyone got any conspiracy theories left? I have used all mine up.
