Once Einstein was asked to give a mathematical formula for success. He said X + Y + Z = A, where X = work, Y = sports and A = success. So what is Z? He was asked again. Keep your mouth shut, Einstein's answer.
In a news conference in Washington, a young journalist asked Einstein, What is your relative theories of sir? Einstein gave a simple explanation of his complex theory of relativity, just like when you sit next to a beautiful woman, two hours seem two minutes. And when you are sitting next to a two-minute hot oven, then two minutes seem to be two hours. That is relativity.
One day while telling about the radio, he said that you saw him in the telegraph. Think of a long, very long cat. You'll be sitting in New York to tie it, while the Los Angeles head will mie mue. Understand the matter Wireless works just like that. You point to this, the response is the same. The difference is that there are no cats in this radio.
Who can give such a beautiful explanation, but he did not understand the simple things of life many times. Once Einstein built the house. One day he went to see what the house was like. When he turned around and asked all to see how his little kitten would enter the house? No separate small doors were made for him. In fact, those who are very big people are always in great anxiety, so they can not understand the small things many times. Scientist Einstein did not understand this little thing. Finally, another small door was made by the big door to make him happy, so that his cousin could travel freely. Of course, Einstein could well say that the kennel used to use any door.
There are rumors, beautiful actress Marilyn Monroe was weak on Einstein. So one day Monroe proposed to marry Einstein, thus, do not we marry? Then our children will be the best children in the world of beauty and knowledge. They look like you and look at your mind. Einstein said immediately, and if it is the opposite? Do you look like my intellect?
Scientific American by announcing a great deal of reward for the general theory of relativity among Einstein's three thousand words that would best explain. I am not the only one among my friends. I did not believe in three thousand words that would have meant it, I commented, Einstein.
Before going to work, she often asked Einstein to go after wearing a good dress. Most of the time he would reply, why should I do this? Everyone there knows me there Then, when Einstein's first major discussion came at the meeting, he began to insist on going to him a little better and then to go there, his wife. Now he replied, why should I do this? Nobody here knows me
