One of my friends was hanging out by my house playing with my kids. She was giving my son a piggy back ride. My daughter decided she wants a piggy back ride too. I was not prepared for what was about to

It's too early for this. Why do you have to visit me 5:00 am in the morning, in my bathroom right over the tub. Why!!! I am terrified. There is a lot going through my mind right now. I'm here wishing that

Me: Boss, can I take tomorrow off please. Boss: Why, what do you have to do? Me: Nothing. Boss: ......At least your honest. You can have tomorrow off. Me: ;)

I was telling my sister one afternoon how I was thinking about becoming a flight attendant. She then looks me up and down from head to to toe and says "Are you sure you are the right size to be a

I'm in the middle of teaching Sunday school and one of the students change the subject by asking "Who would win a fight between Goku and Saitama?" When I said Goku, thats when the debate began

I'm laying down in the bed with my son laying on me. He looks up at me and says "mommy, how can we get the fat off your muscles.# I totally ignored his question. Then my daughter decided to comment

Hello everyone. Just want to introduce myself to everyone. I am a mother of two beautiful children. I'm 33 years old, but i don't feel like I am. I constantly remind myself that im 33 and I should act