Almost two years on the platform and I am still not famous. I have made some of the most wonderful and clever posts on the Steem platform. Words? Who has better words than I? I HAVE THE BEST WORDS! My posts are the best posts, ask anyone. There is no one who posts as well as I post. The posts are making Steem great!
I never post too often. That is so I do not clog up the blockchain with irrelevant content and overwork the witnesses computers.
I should have been elected the CEO of Steemit, Inc. when I first joined. I definitely have the skills. How was I missed as a possible candidate? I mean, really, no one has better skills than me to run such a company! I have a full understanding of the blockchain concept. It is sort of like an ant hill where all the little ants help. See, I can explain complex subjects!
I am also not very demanding of people so, that takes care of the managerial aspects of a CEO position. Unfortunately, I do not play guitar. I could probably learn that skill quickly though. My hair is also epic!
In summary, since I have:
Not become rich and famous
Have no Lamborghini (or a VW for that matter)
Have not seen Steem moon
This post is a satire. I wanted to jump on the #ragequitfriday wagon. It is not intended to be taken seriously.
Thank you for taking the time to read my silly post. As always...
