The Curious Clueless Alien | Comical Sketch

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One night as I was walking home... a weird light lit up the night, such blinding light it was almost like it was daytime.

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And as it dimmed it was like a form of a silver saucer-like object floating a few meters away and I am now facing a real UFO that appeared out of nowhere and I was like

	"What the F..." Stunned, Scared, and couldn't move a muscle, until an alien came out of the floating saucer..

"Greetings Earthling! I saw you walking all alone..." "And thought to stop by, but don't worry, I come in peace!" "I'm just gonna ask you a few questions for my research." 👽

	"uh..uh..sure.." "Pleaase dont kill me!" "I dumb, worthless, I have no value!"

"Chill out mate, I'm just curious about three that your kind does." "It'll be quick" Q1: "Why do you fart? Does it have value?" Q2: "What is Masturbation? What's the purpose" Q3: "Why is your kind so greedy?"👽

	"seriously? those are your intergalactic questions?"

"For your first question, first of all, it's ridiculous to ask about fart."
"Second, you manage to travel the universe but you don't know about Google?"
"Anyway, so basically this gas builds up within us by consuming air as we sleep"
"or when we eat, nitrogen and oxygen goes along and builds up as gas in our digestive tracts"
"And release it through our butthole where our food waste byproduct exits our body"

"Hmmm, I guess this is normal for creatures made up of biomass huh?" "Moving forward. What is Masturbation? What's the purpose of it?"

"It's an act for any individual, to do a self-pleasure, similar with the way we mate with our significant kind."
"For some reason we Humans have sexual urges and would tend to do some 'self-love'"
"doing it on our own using our hands or 'toys' for the female species (sometimes),"
"Especially if we do not have a partner to do it with."
"Although researchers say it's healthy to release old semen so we can create healthy new ones. so yeah..."

"Hmmm, Your species are rather disgusting.." "It seems you tap more into your emotional side." "You linger with feelings rather than intuition, Wasting your seeds for pleasure rather than procreation." "You even made an excuse to justify your claim."

"For my last question.. Why is your kind so greedy with almost everything???" What value does it give?

	"Well someone's judgy..Unfotunately some humans take advantage of all resources and profit from it." "they would hold off our basic needs and sell them to us so that we can function through the monetary system they have created."

"If that is the case... I guess humans have a long way to go to become a higher consciousness being A lot of things must learned.
	"Alright I'm off to go now. Thank you Human!" I will leave now, I hope you can reach your greatest Evolution and become a Type 2 Civilization soon." "Even so you were kind of sarcastic, I'll just let you be.."

"As the Intergalactic entity was about to leave, the idiot human flips the visitor...and he saw it."

"What the f%$@! I spared your life and now you're flipping me?! OMAE WO MO SHINDERU!!!"

"It was the day the World ended, nobody knew Why or how but it was all my fault. Whoops."

This is the comical sketch I made over the weekend as my #weekend-engagement. All artwork, gifs, was made by me, otherwise stated. I hope everyone likes my presentation! cheers!

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