Supporting @Centerlink Competition – Week 7 - WIN SBD - supporting #teamaustralia
It is 'tax' time again and it is time to 'grab the bull by the horns' and enter the weekly:
"Supporting @Centerlink Competition"
This 'compulsory competition' is to continue to support @Centerlink benefits for all members of #TeamAustralia. As members are well aware, @Centerlink has been supporting all #teamaustralia members by upvoting every post from the community.
Due to the continual 'government fundraising' (using your taxes) @Centerlink is currently supporting #teamaustralia members to the tune of a 11% upgoat per post.
Competition Rules
To be eligible for this competition you must:
- upvote and resteem this post
- follow @Centerlink
- complete the scenario/challenge as outlined below
You do not have to be a member of #TeamAustralia to participate in this competition, however, some knowledge of Australiana might be of an advantage.
Week 7 Competition Scenario:
The government has decided to introduce mandatory community service to continue to receive the dole. You have to choose between three possible jobs:
- Cleaning bedpans and administering suppositories at the 'Old Peoples' Home.
- Working in the dildo factory to keep the men and women of Australia satisfied.
- Kissing arse and making coffees for politicians in Canberra.
This week, to continue to receive the dole, you will need to explain which community service job you will be choosing to do and why. Post your responses in the comments section of this post.
The most creative or funny or enlightening or downright dodgy entry may be selected as the winner. Competition winners will be selected by #TeamAustralia government officials 
Week 6 Winner:
Congratulations to 
Earnings from last weeks Competition = 6.5SBD
3.25SBD to @donniedeluxe
3.25SBD to 
@centerlink
All SBD from this post will be split 50/50 between the competition winner and @Centerlink.
@Centerlink is an initiative of @ausbitbank with the support of @sirknight to further develop and strengthen the #TeamAustralia community and voting block.
More funds for @Centerlink = more Steem Power = stronger upvotes for #TeamAustralia members and their posts.
For more information, please call 13 8250 and wait on hold for 2 hours.