Me and my friends have a tradition of going to get a couple of drinks on our birthdays.
And sometimes we buy something fun for presents. Long story short on my last birthday I got 2,5 kilos of mortadella.
Yeah. That's me happy with my 2,5 kilos of mortadella. :)
So they thought that afterwards I'd have to carry that big piece of mortadella out with me while we go out to the city, but luckily I had the keys of my office which is on the way to the city and left it there.
It would have been funny to carry that to the bars but I had no will to go throught with that plan.
So for the next 10 days I ate mortadella for breakfest, lunch and dinner.