In the ongoing downvote/flag saga (yawn), it seems I have finally found fame on the steemit blockchain:
https://steemit.com/hive-165526/@steemflag/202000606scalextrix
You may have heard the idiom "storm in a teacup", this is more like a breeze in a thimble :D
I rarely check in in Steemit now, so it took me a few days to notice, but as I'm a celebrity there now, I suppose I just couldn't contain myself.
Sorry for wasting everyone's time with this shit-post, I just find it amusing.