Bud: Why am I here?
Me: How very existential of you, Bud.
Bud: Et tu, human?
Me: Going with the Shakespearean approach now?
Bud: Lord, do not be far from me...
Me: And here we go biblical!
Bud: You are not going to respect the fact that today is Sunday?
Me: Are you going to respect the fact you shouldn't tangle with skunks?
Bud: I'm ready for my bath now, Mr. DeMille.
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