Burnt potatoes
Mr. Hasmat's younger son came and asked, Well, Dad, how does it feel to eat burnt potatoes?
Mr. Hasmat became forgetful, Ah! What do you think Dili Ray, father! Very fun food. Water came in the pocket!
The boy said, Really? What fun!
Mr. Hasmat said, Why this sudden question, tell me!
The boy said, The phone rang a while ago. Your potato warehouse is on fire.
Consultant fees
There is a great need for a new consultant. The owner of a business went to talk to him.
The merchant said, Well, what is your fee?
The consultant said, I take 15,000 rupees for answering every three questions.
The trader's question is, Why, why do you take so much money?
The consultant said, This is my fair wage. Less time on hand. Now pay 15,000 rupees for your number three question, please!