Well This is a bit of fun now, for shits and giggles as they say.
This is more of a burger stacking philosophy Rant than a Recipe But I am gonna share the secret to my slim waistline and endless energy.
Damn Right its good eating.
Possibly some drugs sometimes too...
SEE BELOW!
Normal burgers, I.E @Iaura and the lads
Yes these are completely respectable burgers, Salad, Onion, A hidden tomato slice somewhere in there and some pickle...
Nothing wrong with that at all.
But I wrote this Post in response to The comments of numerous close Friends as well as my wife and son.
Those comments always ( Nearly always, a Pint of Rum is a bad idea... trust me ) fall on deaf ears.
Usually they're along the lines of you cant possibly fit that thing in your mouth. (Insert preferred dirty joke here)
Well as always I prove them wrong, Unhinging the jaw is something obviously not only snakes can do.
For me its simple, start with good beef patties, I like a good Butcher made 180 Gram ('Bout 6 1/2 ounces) chunk of 20% fat steak mix.
From This point on I like simplicity-
Start off with a lightly toasted sesame seed bun. Then first things first, First Pattie with that plastic wrapped goodness. A Slice of Americas finest, processed might have seen milk at some stage cheese.
Next Gettin fancy on this shit - fried Jambon de bayonne. (Yes I know sacrilege but I had the munchies)
Next up a duplicate of previously stated patty. See how well this is going?
Now at this point I got told I was setting a terrible example and had to add some foliage. So Onion, Salad here we go.
Nooooow...
Back to the good shit. 2 types of Hash brown, one with onion and bacon in it, and another classic one with just potato.
Seriously the next step should be obvious...
Fried egg. Makes everything so much better, Cant disagree there now could you?
Well maybe you could. But Seriously?
Couple of sundried tomatoes on top just for added flavor-
Now at this stage it would be rude not to take a minute to pat yourself on the back. Breathe a sigh of relief and bask in the meaty glory before you.
Take a breather from all that assembly work and cookin, mop the sweat off your brow (and the floor if it happens to be a bit hot in the kitchen).
Pour yourself a cold one and admire your handywork.
and yes...
fat bastard that I am
I ate the whole thing.
So yeah, That's MY way to stack a burger, got an excessive dish you like to eat let me know. I'm always up for some good old healthy Excess.
Aside from rather large Hamburgers I love food in bread.
Where I come from if you cant fit all of your dinner between 2 slices of bread, you have a problem.
Pot Roast dinner, Yup
Chilli, Yup
Meatloaf, Yup
Spaghetti and meatballs? Yup
Get the picture? Everything can fit in a Sammich.
Hope you enjoyed this quick tour of my hamburger, now... If Y'all dont mind Imma dig in.
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