The priest's sermon was a No-brainer
Good for me, a Writer😜
I remembered Lady Kezziah👩
Controlled by her Desire
Once, she met a Designer👨
Whose attention she longed to Acquire😍
She focused on what he would Require
Letting her love proposals go down the Sewer
She forgot she had to Enquire
All she wanted was to be his Lover😒
So what if her friends tease-call her Virginia
Her heart had awoken from its Slumber
Hence, there was no need to Waver
Being as fast as a Cheetah
She told him she was an Admirer 🙈
Truly, the designer became way Nicer
Her luck to her could get no Better
For love, she became his Housekeeper
Adept at using his gas Cooker
Now, she hears the alarm of the Dishwasher
Hold on, that's the washer's Timer
She rushes off to be his Butler
Some errands to run, she's his Messenger
The clock ticks, he returns much Later⌚
She shrugs, he is a Hardworker
At night, she's so tired as though hit by a Bulldozer
But he insists that's when her honey pot is Sweeter😉
She has let him become her only Employer
All too soon, becoming a lone Compromiser
She sees no need to be an Entrepreneur
She's safe, her boo is a big Earner😂
Rose phones, she saw him with a certain Banker
She warns the Designer may be a Player
He clarifies the banker is just a business Partner
And you are my opera's prima Donna
Jane phones, She saw him with a certain Presenter
She fears he may be a Womanizer
Boo confesses, he's just a Widower
Who was married to a Stockbroker
The presenter is the Stockbroker's Sister
Your friends mean to put us Assunder…
