You don't have to be a fan of Joel Osteen to understand why he wouldn't want several thousand of Houston's finest citizens shacked up in his mega church. The same lib-tards who mocked Republicans for suggesting Houston should have been evacuated before the storm now want to cry crocodile, or in this case alligator, tears because simlin' Joel has locked the doors. As a reminder let's look back on how the undocumented shoppers left the place after Katrina..
From @rounder