Detailing the 20 plots that had been stopped Andrew Parker aka Spider Man's cousin said:
"Reasons for stopping some of these plots have ranged from plot authors suffering from writers block wanting to come up with original ideas rather than repeating the tired old trucks running people over type of scenarios, to some members of parliament complaining about plots involving airports messing up their vacation plans".
Spidie's family member also went on to address further problems faced by MI5 with its pizza delivery service running out of ingredients as its popularity grew.
This is meant as humour and in no way is it meant to slander the many fine upstanding beautiful caring heart warming people involved with MI5