Dear Quakers Oats,

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Since when does a bowl of porridge resemble the texture and consistency of wall paper paste?

Although I haven't eaten wall paper paste, I'm pretty certain it would taste better than your 'Express' oats.

Regards,

Mr. Angry
Boston.