Today, I was strolling along Central Park with my girlfriend.. just enjoying some fresh air and was just peaceful. Until I stumbled upon a black cat on top of some rocks. (aren't black cats like bad luck

that dude usually ruin motherfuckers with his handshake. his name is Narendra Modi. here's another picture of him.

guaranteed to make you smile this guy can't resist her.. can you blame him?

I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret