Candy wanted me to take time and wrap her Valentine's presents nice this year. I sat down and commented, we were out of tape, but I had duct tape. "Oh no you don't" she said, 'I'll got to the store and get you some." Well that trip was only about 15 minutes, but an hour and a half later she could not understand why I wasn't done and why I was speaking in tongues again. I said, "There's something wrong with this tape, you need to get your money back!" It was then I read the label.
