Must be committed, not in an institution and have your own drums and transportation. We expect you to be serious, and willing to practice 3 times a week with little hope of ever getting a paying gig. Our musical influences are a bunch of avante garde bands no one ever heard off. Vocals are a plus but only if you do not have an opinion. We expect you to copy the covers exactly even though we don't and please be prepared to speed up and slowdown from moment to moment. You can't be too young or too old, however, if you have a cool girlfriend that is pliable, you might still fit. Drugs and alcohol are prohibited unless you bring enough for everyone. If you are not in our neighborhood, please disregard. Thanks for viewing our solicitation.
