So she wants a romantic getaway at a motel? I got a crayon and wrote a number on the bedroom door, put the coffee pot in the bathroom along with some scratchy toilet paper. Then I took all her clothes out of one of the drawers, put them in a suitcase on the bed and placed a Bible in the empty drawer. I told her if she would like to stay the weekend I would move the apartment fridge and the microwave in there also. I posed my self on the bed and waited for sparks to fly. Boy Howdy, did they ever fly...
