Salutations my human meat sac friends of earthly origin! It is I Rob, with a confession. I have am not really a guy named Rob from your place known as earth France. That was just my feeble attempt to blend in to your human society. For I, as both a robot and a lizard, and of extraterrestrial origin, feel that I should come clean. My home-world is located in the Tangerine nebula in the constellation of 4376345=sydfgsfjhgh-!@#$%^, 44 over two divided by pi, subtract cake, and solve for X.
Here is a snap shot of home sweet home <3
Good luck finding it though ;)
http://robotlizzzrd.deviantart.com/art/Tangerine-nebula-687648770?ga_submit_new=10%3A1497991265