I have discovered one of the most amazing things this land has to offer. Mama and Dada haven't found out about it yet. They keep calling it a "car seat", but in actuality it is a teleportation device.
It is extremely simple to use. I get hooked up, close my eyes, and wha la I've magically teleported to a new destination. There is one big flaw. It keeps sending me to random locations. Ones that I have seen before (some more then others), or completely new places that I wish to get back to. Therefore I shall find a way to fix this problem.
Signing off,
Mr. Wigglebum
