Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 18 - Second entry. - You called me a dwarf?
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Because whenever you are shorter than normal height there is a misplaced person who calls you half a meter or dwarf and you always imagine this scenario.
What you most want at that moment is to beat the one who offends you.
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Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 18