"Gettin' Bizzzy" by rfy (hf)

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[Digital drawing created in MS Paint on an old laptop. 2022!] I have no idea what it means...

I've been bizzzy doing life junk lately, but I was FINALLY able to get back to some artz today. It was good to get back in business (even though tomorrow is going to be a difficult day. Medical shit freaks me out...) So... Yep. Let's keep going...

Below, you will find some artz and some wordz. I like to make monsters and weird / funny / nonsense stories... Very, very, very short stories... Here's some of those things:

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"Red EEK!"

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[Digital drawing run through the Mosh-machine.] Is it a sigil? Is it an alien egg? Is it just a button or pin on somebody's backpack? How the SMURF am I supposed to know? I just drew it. I'm not about to try to explain it, too!

https://nftshowroom.com/richardfyates/gallery/richardfyates_post-apocalypse-artz-on-nfts_red-eek-by-rfy-hf

Sold!

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"Robot TX-411"

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[Digital drawing created on my phone.] He was made to be useful, but what he really likes is to PARTY!

https://rarible.com/token/tezos/KT1R5aP81ytNJDjPhz99t48YCosNfhS7J4Q7:4

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"Sun King"

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[Digital drawing created on my phone.] A computer analyst working for a local college is attempting to create a six dimensional map of the solar system when he's visited by a vision of the SUN KING! Immediately after completing the project, (which sells for millions to a certain mouse based mega-corp, the analyst cashes in all of his possessions and property and moves to a beach in South America where he starts a very popular cult...

https://objkt.com/asset/KT1ABGYuE84UQNDJdWtMEhiBi6yhsfTQ7W56/195

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"Re-Use Me"

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[Felt pen and brush pen on reclaimed cardboard with digital embellishments and color.] The monsters have decided that they're going to be responsible. Good for you, monsters! The CREATURES will save the planet, even if the humans are less than interested!

https://objkt.com/asset/KT1ABGYuE84UQNDJdWtMEhiBi6yhsfTQ7W56/196

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"Hecklers"

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[Felt pen and liner pen on reclaimed cardboard with digital embellishments and color.] I don't know about you, but I'm constantly being followed by people who want to argue with me! They heckle and torment and get too close until I finally just go home...where it's safe and nice and comfortable...

https://objkt.com/asset/KT1ABGYuE84UQNDJdWtMEhiBi6yhsfTQ7W56/197

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"Good Morning (Baby Blue)"

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[Digital drawing over photograph (taken by my younger daughter of my granddaughter, the famous Felicity Echo Hanson (before her art career began)] with mega-moshing and digital color freakouting.] Morning is cool because it means we survived another night! And, just like Grandpa Bob used to say, "Everyday above ground is a good day!"

https://nftshowroom.com/richardfyates/gallery/richardfyates_post-apocalypse-artz-on-nfts_good-morning-baby-blue-by-rfy-hf

Do you say "GM" to people you don't know?

Sold!

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"Brightly Colored Ninja (And Ghosts)"

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[Felt pen on notebook page with digital embellishments and color.] Even though Martin had been a ninja for SEVERAL months already, he was still frightened of ghosts... Once he got used to non-corporal entities, he found that they could be very friendly, and he was able to concentrate on his ninja duties and he did very well!

https://objkt.com/asset/KT1ABGYuE84UQNDJdWtMEhiBi6yhsfTQ7W56/198

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"Textural Weirdness"

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[Mixed media on reclaimed cardboard with digital embellishments and moshing!] I think this is a trail-cam photo of a giant troll creature. Notice the dimensional bending of light from the pulsing magic radiating from this creature!

https://objkt.com/asset/KT1ABGYuE84UQNDJdWtMEhiBi6yhsfTQ7W56/199

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"No Meat!" by RFY (HF) & FEH (TT)

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[Crayon, ballpoint pen, and felt pen on reclaimed cardboard with digital embellishments and color.] When there ain't no meat for the monsters to eat...they tend to FIND meat on their own... ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool) & Felicity Echo Hanson (Toddler Terror)

https://nftshowroom.com/richardfyates/gallery/richardfyates_post-apocalypse-artz-on-nfts_no-meat-by-rfy-hf-feh-tt

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"Cat"

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[Crayon on paper with digital embellishments and color.] A malicious, yellow feline with no conscience and no problem with violence... It's a cat that even a cat lover would have trouble getting along!

https://objkt.com/asset/KT1ABGYuE84UQNDJdWtMEhiBi6yhsfTQ7W56/200

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"Blue Skull"

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[Liner pen on reclaimed cardboard with digital embellishments and color.] There are several ways to talk to the DEAD, but it helps if you have access to the person's skull!

https://objkt.com/asset/KT1ABGYuE84UQNDJdWtMEhiBi6yhsfTQ7W56/201

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That's it for tonight's weirdness... I HOPE you'll check back in a day or two for some more excitement!!!

Later, skaters...

---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

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