FICTITIOUS NEWS #8

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Strapped for cash, Frank Fargussi is forced to switch from World of Warcraft to The Little Kitty Land of Name-Calling Skills...where he is quickly killed by Clarissa Mortenson, age 7, of the PottyMouth 2nd-Grader Guild.