The bad dog I live with tore up the couch (I actually hear her scratching again as I type!)

I am a dog lover; but this dog sucks. She won't play because she is too greedy with toys. She barks at children walking by just talking and enjoying themselves. She barks at commercials. She barks at literally 50% of any irregular noise that ever occurs. I farted and she started barking from the other room (true story-- that was actually awesome!)

It's not her fault. It's my roommates. Sad situation.

Yep, that's the couch (or was)!