As my readers are all aware, I have a dog named Moe. Moe is a good dog, but has certain impulses that give the impression that he's either an asshole or just super dumb.
Here he is, being awkward and non compliant
I originally got Moe for companion related purpose, that is he was supposed to be both a companion to me and a means to get a female companion. Although wildly successful in both parts, he has a habit of driving people away by being overly enthusiastic and peeing on things.
Jerk
So I've implemented a program to demote him from #2 to #3.
Stay tuned for updates. Urine for a treat.
Let me know if you have any suggestions or ideas to fix this behaviour. I'm open to pretty much anything, even kicking him off my bed.