I wanna tell you a story about balls, bugs and pyramids, Pyramids so dumb they'll put you in shambles. So, going east from Australia you'd find some tiny land, called Lord Howe Island. What's so special about it besides being another random tiny island in the middle of Pacific? Well, there used to be a bug, known as dryococelus australis. However, due to our lovely work, it became extinct... At least that's what everyone thought. Apparently the bug travelled to an another tiny island close to Lord Howe, the island that's gonna be the hero of this story. The bug population is alive. Its still critically endangered by the terms of WWF n organisations like this, but in fact, it's everywhere on the new island and as long as we don't kill it, it should be fine cuz it has the entire island for itself. Now, what's the island? It's literally a stone block that's taller than wider. It was discovered by the guy named Ball. And being a genius he was, he named it Balls Pyramid. Yes. So now if you wanna shame all the Egyptians and their overrated triangles, you can travel to Oceania and see a fucking Balls Pyramid with nothing but a fucking undead bug on it. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
