In Mother Russia...
1 - All containers are good for vodka.
2 - Lada turns into killing machine.
3 - Rails and bicycle lanes are same.
4 - Planes fly in middle of street.
5 - Government spies itself.
6 - (...)
7 - Hunting trophies go outside house.
8 - Bicycle includes subwoofer for hard bass.
9 - Windshield is removed for improved visibility.
10 - Cows travel in backseat.
11 - Metal spoon turns into cucumber.
12 - Slingshot shoots bigger AND FASTER.
13 - Not even air friction is wasted.
14 - Bus travels underwater.
15 - Coca-Cola comes out of bathroom.
16 - Air conditioner helps the environment.
17 - Toilet seat has other uses.
18 - House turns upside down.
19 - Nope, Chuck Testa.
20 - Winter is second summer.
21 - Horse rides itself.
22 - Mother-in-law waits for you in car.
