Husband phone wife ... .. for a long time
Husband (angry): Why took the phone so long 馃槇 馃槇 馃槇?
Wife (in anguish): dancing on the ringtone
Teacher (from the student): What is the use of semester system, tell?
Student: The advantage is not known, but insult happens twice in a year
Wife: I hear you, your friend is going to marry a crazy girl ... why not stop him?
Husband - why stop? Did that friend stop me?