This is the mellow welcoming post.
Also this will be my disclaimer.

The disclaimer’s disclaimer:
Don’t take everything too seriously :-)

Disclaimer

Rule No. 0: (Master Rule):

I post solely for my personal amusement.

Rule No. 1:

If you discover any typographical, grammatical, semantic or syntactic mistake, you may keep it I don't want it back.

Rule No. 2:

I may write in any language I want, without really understanding it. If you have a problem with it, read Rule No. 1.

Rule No. 3:

The posts you will see are a direct flow from my brain, so you might not understand them. If you have a problem with it, read the Master Rule.

Rule No. 4:

Behave whichever way you want...but not like you're at home.

Rule No. 5:

I might either be (right && happy) || (wrong && happy), depending on how you proof me.

Rule No. 6:

If you don’t like what you see, look the other way.

Rule No. 7:

If I said something yesterday, I said something yesterday. Also note Rule No. 5

Rule No. 8:

Leave your violence, aggression and bad manners where they belong:
At home.
Further questions see Rule No. 4.

Rule No. 9:

There are 10 rules.

Rule No. 10:

There is no Rule No. 10.

Have fun :-)