Becoming A Trade Warrior

For all those who are for a trade war that Donald Trump is advocating for. To all those who just say, “Trumps gonna make America great again!” Or “we just need to trust him” or “we can afford to wait it out” or “he can negotiate” or what ever excuse you want to use, I say put on that “make America great again hat, strait from China, and become a Trump Trade Warrior!

What does it mean to be a trade warrior? Well it means being willing to suffer a little pain in the short term. That’s right, when the factory lays off a few thousand workers, just let them know that they are a Trump Trade Warrior. It’ll get better. When you go to the store and start paying just a little more, just keep a smile on your face, cause you are a Trump Trade Warrior. When you have just a little less cash to go on vacation with this summer due to the higher cost of stuff, just tell your kids “We are Trump Trade Warriors!”

This is a call to all Trump Trade Warriors, rise up and pay that tax.... I mean tariff, for we are Trump Trade Warriors!!!