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The Rambler King
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2017-08-24 18:20
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I Farted Once: Episode III
I was in jail. I dropped the soap. I farted once. It saved my ass
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comedy
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An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor
Some day, and this day may never come, I will die.
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incest
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An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: Confessions of an Incestuous Child
My sister fell. She broke her leg. Mother told me to bathe her, so I did. It was nice. I liked her thighs. They were smooth. They occupy my thoughts. Next time, I touched her breasts. I watched her undress.
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fart
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I Farted Once: Episode II
I farted once they shrugged it off. I farted again they took offense. I farted again they took up arms. I farted again we won the war. I farted once.
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farted
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I Farted Once: Episode I
I farted once. It hurt, she was my first kiss. She heard it, she ran off, I cried. I farted once. It got me a job. I was wearing a very nice suit when the sphincter let loose. The other guy waiting for
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breastfeed
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An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: The Nordic Child
On some days, I watch many young ladies walk by, fresh vulvas and all. They appear graceful, adorned with gifts of their undeservedly wealthy mediocre husbands. Yet I feel no resentment. I accept the
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caption
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Caption Contest
Here are the rules: The person to post the best caption will receive all the Steem this post generates. Good luck, and may the odds be with you.
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suburbia
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An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: Suburban Bliss
Round people with round offspring… perfect spheres are indigenous to suburban America. Their proportions are always overwhelming, sometimes in a good way. However, their lack of discipline is greatly worrying
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geriatricerotica
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An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: The Geriatric
I am an old man. Since turning 70 much about life has changed. I weigh my decisions differently now, as a moderate erection may be the end of me. I never thought my strong libido to be a curse, but alas
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fantasticalnarrations
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An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: Heather the Housewife
I am a middle-aged white housewife. I cannot remember when I was last pleasured by my husband. Sometimes I open the medicine cabinet after he leaves for work, and try mixing and matching. When Pablo comes
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introduction
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The Rambler King
This is me introducing me. I am The Rambler King. Look at my work ye mighty and despair. I am The Rambler King, King of air.
