What the Fck is a PewDiePie?😜

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Satire:

the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
"the crude satire seems to be directed at the fashionable protest singers of the time"

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First up, let me start with the question: What is a PewDiePie?

So, yesterday I was eating my cornflakes surfing steem... livin the dream basically. I think I remember reading an interesting article about why we're the best blockchain, followed by a Dtube video interviewing a dapp developer, finishing up by double dropping with an article about how the future of SteemEngine tokens are going to create a Utopian steem, spewing tokens of all shapes and sizes to make us all rich.

You know, interesting stuff that might attract the average person to steem. All in all it was a beautiful day in steem trending crypto world. When suddenly zainenn's blockchain news pops up on my feed... but what is this he's talking about? A PewDiePie? Is this a creature like the mythical haggis or a extinct species like the dodo? Unfortunately not.

So I decided to go check him out on YouTube... yeah I know.... they're the enemy.

_{All hail the great decentralized Dtube god
All hail the great decentralized Dtube god
All hail the great decentralized Dtube god
All hail the great decentralized Dtube god
All hail the great decentralized Dtube god
All hail the great decentralized Dtube god
All hail the great decentralized Dtube god
All hail the great decentralized Dtube god}

Phewww... now I've said my 8 hail-dtubes I am saved from burning in hellfire!

Perhaps I'm just an antiquated dinosaur of a writer. The sort of moron who reads books, researches political issues before spouting hate rants on FckBook, a fool left in the ancient times of philosophical musing and meaningful conversation. Ya know, a has-been.

Possibly it was my choice of video! I only managed to sit through 3 minutes before switching off through boredom. Maybe I chose the one bad video PewDiePies has ever made? You can check it out here; he tells everyone that they're pathetic children for finding Sekiro difficult. Before spending a large part of what I watched bragging about how he's the best gamer in the world and he's never died in-game.

Now I get that he's reacting to a load of other YouTube videos people have put out saying Sekiro is a bad game because its too difficult. I understand the burning issue that is being covered here.... my final question is.....

Who gives a fuck? He's gone to Dlive, I mean really everyone needs to just calm down... or maybe I need to calm down!? Am I ranting now? Shit I can't tell! What is a PewDiePie? Am I a PewDiePie?

I would like to assure the reading public that no PewDiePies were hurt in the making of this post! They are protected by their thick thick outer shells of both money and ego. Please don't worry about PewDiePie, his Dlive handlers are looking after him well and I hear he is in full fettle with many new ironic songs in his notebook. All gifs were ethically sourced or made on Giphy.com. If you have enjoyed this comedic post, you can check out similar work on my homepage @raj808. Thank you.