The Allotment - Does that mean you're not the owner of the splendid little greeenhouse?

Yes, I own the greenhouse but it is on a friends allotment. I couldn't manage an allotment but I can just about keep my tomatoes and herbs healthy.

You remind me of Midwesterners trying (furtively, at times!) to hand off zucchini

They're called Courgettes this side of the pond, and I can't stomach them 😂 I've never liked them ever since I was a kid when my mum used to try to convince me to eat them. Yuk

P.s. love that cartoon, I think many allotment keepers are always trying to foist Zucchini on people 🤣