Wandering around with punnets of tomatoes trying to foist them on people like some type of demented fruit bearing Santa.

Love it!!
You remind me of Midwesterners trying (furtively, at times!) to hand off zucchini - a weird vegetable that in recent years has become more accepted (more welcome?).

The Allotment -

Does that mean you're not the owner of the splendid little greeenhouse? What a gorgeous yard and stunning photos!!