It's been a while since we last heard from you, 
Not at all! That's just the result of getting stuffed into a suitcase for hours! She should get arrested for that, you know? That was first class bird torture!! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!!
Hmmm... If you put it that way...
After leaving
@bearone's place, I didn't know what to expect. I was given a place on the dashboard in
@r00sj3's motorhome and I could look out of the window the whole time. It is clear she has no clue how to drive on the left side of the road, though. People would stare and smile at me, that was nice. But often, when she stopped for a quick snack, she kept forgetting about me and left me all alone in the car. I bet she didn't want people to see us together. She just wanted to keep me all to herself!
But, it was good to be reunited with good old
@mattclarke again for a bit. Unfortunately, he didn't understand my silent cries for help when they were discussing if I should continue all the way to Europe or stay with him... Nor did
@o07... Useless!
@r00sj3. Did she harm you?Angry? Ah, no way... that's just how
But yeah... Some time ago, I discovered a hole in my bum. Of course, I first blamed her... you know, it can be somewhat rough at times between us. But I later learned that that hole has been there quite some time. Maybe I was just born this way?
Let me think... I did flirt a lot, saw some very nice looking birds. The views from the motorhome dashboard were amazing! We went on a scenic flight around the Whitsunday Islands. I just yelled they should open a window to let me out. I really wanted to stay there. But the sound of the engine was too loud. They didn't hear me.
In the end, it was a good thing that I didn't stay there. I wouldn't have met my buddy
It feels like I have never been outside of Australia before. But that isn't really true since I was born in a factory in China. But I was so young then.
So yeah, Europe is different. It suddenly is cold while in Australia spring just started. So weird!! And these people here all speak such weird languages. But hey, I'm cool. I just wing it, you know. Nobody will ever find out I am an alien!
Amsterdam? I tried flying with those wooden shoes, but that didn't work. I sometimes fly to the red light district to check out the birds there. And then I sit on the roof at a coffee shop and enjoy the typical Amsterdam smell. Last time I got lost after that...
Well, if you walk with me. The car is ready to take me to the airport. You know, I am going to SteemFest and have probably found a new host that wants to take me on their travels and maybe even Steem meetups! Why the early goodbye?
