Today's Humour

They say children say the damnedest things. Well, adults do too. Sometimes, we speak without thinking. Sometimes, due to the multiple meanings of the words, the meaning of what we want to convey came out all wrong.

Have you ever in a moment of carelessness said something you wish you hadn’t?

This is a collection of hilarious things some people said. Some are slips of the tongue, some are tongue firmly in cheek, some are instances of speaking without thinking, and some are satirical.

This is the last in the series I hope you have enjoyed them. Here goes…

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold. - Unknown

You shouldn’t interrupt my interruptions: that’s really worse than interrupting. - T.S. Ellot

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. - Yogi Berra

Zero-zero is a big score. - Ron Atkinson

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.- Yogi Berra

It’s a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. - Pete Rose

Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra

The future will be a better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle

The thing about football – the important thing about football – is that it is not just about football. - Terry Pratchett

There are some things one remembers even though they may never have happened. - Harold Pinter

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left. - Yogi Berra

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. - Dan Quayle

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. - Paul Valery

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