Pig and Bodybuilder

In a village near the forest lived huge Pig.
She was always cheerful and enjoyed life,
And she ate everything that came her way
And boasted about her appetite as a special gift.

In the neighboring village lived Bodybuilder,
His muscles were as hard as stone or steel.
He trained every day and was always in shape,
And he monitored his health very carefully.




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One day Pig gathered her friends from the village
And announced a competition for all neighbors.
"Whoever eats the most, will win," - declared Pig
And laughed cheerfully, slightly waving curled tail.

Bodybuilder heard about this strange glutton race
And decided to try his hand at this competition.
He approached Pig and said: "Let me participate too,
But I won’t eat meat, but all sorts of healthy foods."

Pig agreed, and so the death race began.
Bodybuilder ate fruits, nuts and vegetables,
And Pig gorged itself on everything that lay ahead,
And sounds of her jaws echoed throughout the area.

At the end of competition results were summed up,
And Bodybuilder won, although he ate less than Pig,
But he showed everyone how important healthy eating,
Cause he ate only healthy foods and dietary supplements.

However, Bodybuilder participated in eating competition,
Therefore he had to eat quite a large amount of food,
And in the end he was inflated no less than legendary Pig,
So, at the award ceremony jury mixed up participants.

In general, it so happened that Pig ate the most,
But jury recognized Bodybuilder as the winner,
But the main prize was still won by Pig,
Because honesty and justice are more important than ABS.
In other words, sicut fatum est, dear friends.




The original text was written by me in Russian. I haven't studied English systematically so the translation may not be ideal. The main work was done by Google Translate, I just corrected obvious absurdities, where I noticed them and where I did not confuse them with brilliant insights.