Am I Magic? I'm Probably Magic — My Actifit Report Card: September 15 2019

another day, another 12,211 steps. the numerical consistency is really starting to blow my mind. i would say, “boy i wonder what tomorrow’s step count will be” but based on my past performance i know without a doubt that it will be exactly 12,211 steps. this is some real groundhog day shit here. am i magic? i’m probably magic. “i totally get what you’re writing about right now, quitterer”, said absolutely no one. this has been 12,211 steps with your host quitterer. tune in tomorrow to hear more about how this entire post is meaningless and you are wasting your time by reading it. am i magic? i’m probably magic.

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