My Actifit Report Card: July 29 2019 — A List Of All The Things I Did(n't Do) Today

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well there’s my 5k for the day. hooray.

instead of describing my day’s activity i’m just going to describe my day’s inactivity.

so here is a list of all the things i did(n't do) today:


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and so there you go. my daily (in)activity. hooray. here's to doing nothing. here's to never getting anything done. here's to making lists of things to do and then ignoring them. here's to describing things. here's to writing. here's to writer's block. here's to trying to write and then getting writer's block and then burning out. here's to burnout and here's to the fuckers who burned you out and here's to sawed off shotgun suicide. here's to death. here's to whatever the fuck the kids are toasting to these days, and here's to life. no i still don't know how life works. no, don't worry, i'm not planning to kill myself. no i still haven't read that self-help book you told me i should read, and no, i'm never going to. yes that is a mountain goat. actually there are two if you look closely.


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