My Actifit Report Card: July 24 2019 — If I Get Hit By Lightning Today It's All Your Fault
behold my post content,
in which i describe my day’s activity.
(note: please correct spelling error in app from “days’s” to “day’s”.)
oh, hello, aha, hello there: it says that markdown content is accepted. brilliant! but, i won’t be using any markdown content, mainly because i don’t know what “markdown” means, and also because i really need to be keeping an eye on those stormclouds over there because they look like the kind of clouds that could turn electric at any second. if i get hit by lightning today it’s all your fault because that’s what happens when you just randomly start accepting markdown content like that. does anyone actually know what markdown content is? also please consider hiring a copy editor. i hear that @quitterer is looking for a job and has relevant experience.
brilliant!