I paid to download plans for a mega-awesome DIY kite, but then I found one that was more fun AND it was a FREE DESIGN!

I have a friend who goes to the beach on windy days to fly her amazing custom kite, and sometimes I like to tag along. I always ask when my turn to fly it will be, and she always says,"next time!"

My favorite kite story is the tale of Ben Franklin's Kite experiment... It was a truly shocking discovery!

I have more than 500 Leo power, but most of it is delegated...would my payout go to the delegatee, would I not get a payout, or something else?

Here's some 8 bit song I did a few years ago, with a video made from a circuit bent Sega Genesis ... And that one song by Del that's about playing video ... And just because you went for the pac man theme:

Did you hear about the exotic bird that could sometimes sounds exactly like a human? My friend has some kind of talking parrot or something and it really freaked me out once...I walked in the room thinking

I feel bad for the wind, honestly... Constantly being under that kind of atmospheric pressure must get pretty stressful.

Some say that being president is a difficult and stressful job that permanently changes you....just ask JFK, he lost his mind over it!

Eating corn on the cob is kind of like a president running for reelection...you always want FOUR MORE EARS! Sorry that joke was a little corny, even for my taste🌽

That must be very taxing on you!

Why is it that you never once see Mr. T playing a game of table football on any episode of 'The A Team?' Because it's for foos!

Now that the year is almost over, I'm sure I speak on everyone's behalf when I say that your pun contest made the weeks flu by! We all wish you a swift recovery!

I think it fluctuates due to the number of accounts being created...don't quote me on it....I sometimes can claim them and sometimes not, I think i have better luck on Sunday late at night, say, when there's

They said that the three wiseman found the baby Jesus by following the Northstar, but they didn't even have GPS back then!

That's gotta be the silliest name since Charles Barkley shut up and jam gaiden...or shaq-fu, for that matter

I've been waiting for this type of technology so we can take all those crummy low bit-rate mp3s and turn them into hi fidelity archives!

I'm trying to think of a Santa pun that will really slay.

I logged in to see this week's pun topic and found it to be very germane 🪵 🇩🇪

I found it in the top right corner by clicking on the two lines(using keychain mobile app)