Suicide is great. I recently picked up an album by Martin Rev. The one who did all the music in that band. It's from the early 80s, so it doesn't sound too far off from the early suicide stuff

"you fought in the PUN WARS?"

Why did the star wars intergalactic republic always produce the fanciest botanical gardens in the entire universe? Because they mastered the art of making clones! (Sorry for a star wars prequel era joke)

Which tree is the saddest and most emo of them all? A weeping willow!

Which vegetable in my dad's garden is the scariest? The ghost pepper! 👻 🌶️

Leaf it to me to come up with the most unoriginal puns this week...

I've lived in South America my whole life. It's beautiful, but could use some more diversity in it's plant life...I've been pining to see the trees in the northern hemisphere my whole life!

I'm thinking about starting a gardening business...I just need some seed money!

I have a friend who has a problem with the reefers-you know, he's always out collecting pollen in the early morning mist, he's a real dew/bee brother. I think he might have a problem, he said that he goes

Definitely a mockery. I've recently seen how her husband was a judge for the qualifier.... So I think there s a bit of a scandal coming

I was excited for breakdancing in the Olympics....but I sure didn't expect to see this kind of "athlete" ...talk about being famous for all the wrong reasons

My old grandpa, bless his heart, just isn't what he used to be. I pick him up once a week for a nice stroll in the park. Strangely, he always chases down the deer to hand feed and pet them, his favorite

I once had to get my pet ant eyeglasses so we could go out to the comedy club and hear some ant eye jokes

Vibing at the park on Lake Erie. Cleveland, Ohio. by @quinnertronics

Word of advice from a seasoned punster....never use your punchline in the setup, it takes away from the comedic effect. In this instance, I would say: "Why did the lamb run away from the date?"

Did you hear about the Olympic track and field gold medalist had to drop out of the race for worlds fastest mammal? I guess he knew he was racing against a cheetah!

I find this week's topic of animals to be un-bear-able

What's the most popular word game to play at the Vatican? Cross word puzzles!

One word game that I'm afraid to death of playing is...hangman!

I knew a guy who had to drop out of law school due to alcoholism... he couldn't make it past the bar without getting a drink!