That Fateful night I , my younger brother my mum and my Dad was sitting on a round wooden dining table enjoying the delicious egusi soup my mother and I pprepare
My Mum was sitting Close to my Dad from the right side and I was sitting Close to her my bro was sitting on the left side, we were all peacefully enjoying our meal when my bro started making signs with his hands pointing at my back ( On the dining table once daddy is sitting with us to eat the place will always be quite as a graveyard that you can hear the dropping sound of a little pin, the only thing permitted to make noise is our spoons gently on our plate)
So when my brother started making a sign pointing at my back with one hand and the other hand covering his mouth from shouting I guess and was mumming I knew something was wrong somewhere immediately he shouted "COCKROACH" My turning and the cockroach flying to my body just happened almost the same time
Jesusssssss!!!! I screamed and jumped out of my chair and started jumping up and down giving myself the worst beating of my life, my brother was not helping matters he was busy shouting " it's at your back ! no no no your head! Hehh it have entered your cloth" ohh Jesus that was how I removed my clothes not minding my dad who was just bone straight looking at me without smiling wetin concern me kwanu my Mum was busy laughing, immediately I removed my cloth I flipped the top to get the cockroach out, the stupid cockroach came out and decided to position on my father's head and me with every zeal to kill the cockroach I removed my slippers and landed it on my father's head I didn't even realise what I did until my mum and bro shouted woohhhhh!!! My hands still hung on the air... like i'm dead just waiting for my body to be carried out
My dad raised his hands to slap me but the same flash that had decided to put me in trouble made me Dodge the slap and it landed on my mother....... Piaaa come and see race. I ran out of the house like a flash from the house, as I am typing this like this I just dey motherless babies home because I don't think there's still a home for me at home. One nonsense cockroach has turned me into a prodigal daughter like this, I'm running away from home when I am still at home...... I don turn stranger for my own house
If my mummy enters the kitchen I will sneak out from the back door and sit outside and once I hear footstep piaaa come and see temple run my slogan that night before The wicked runs when no one pursueth him 馃槀
I gats run oo because if those two should handle you in beating mennn your life will never remain the same again
PRODIGAL DAUGHTER
"Prodigal daughter" That's my name now in the house. I have received, if not more than 50 phone calls from friends and relatives from both my mummy and daddy that I want to scatter the family and kill my mother....
See me ooo I was on my own ooh when my mummy sent me to our neighbours house to put a call across to my daddy so he can buy garri on his way back from work because both our phones was dead (I mean off)
I joyfully went out to our nearest neighbours house and collected her phone to call my dad, when I dialled his number a lady picked up and hung the call aaahhh I called again more than 5 times this lady will pick up first and then hang the call.l, I went back to my mum and told her what was happening, my mother tear up and started shouting and crying " He's cheating on me your father is cheating on me eeehhh this house will not contain us today ooo so this man has been cheating all this while eeehhh" my mother kept pacing on and down talking and crying to her. Immediately my father opened the door, my mum rushed towards him and held him by his collar " Daddy Ezii so you have been cheating on me all this while" my mum shouted Hitting his chest. My confused dad tried calming her but it was like pouring fuel to fire. she kept shouting and crying until the neighbour I used her phone came in to know what was happening, she asked what the issue was my mummy started narrating even the one I didn't tell her馃槙.... After her whole mind blowing narration the woman asked me" Oya Ezinne what did the woman that picked the call tell you?" I told her that the woman said....
""The number you're trying to call is not available at the moment please try again later""
Everyone paused, and our neighbour asked me again "you said the woman said what?
She said, Dear customer, the number you're trying to call is not available at the moment. Please try again later, I replied.
My mum left my dad immediately and rushed towards me but because of the force she turned with she slipped and landed on the floor with her buttocks haaaa come and see drama.
OMG that was when I knew my mum can really make us a lot of money as an actress, the kokoo of the whole matter is that my news spread abroad鈥ow I tried killing my mother and scatter the family The gospel of me been a prodigal daughter even reach my whole village
My mouth is already getting tired of explanations ( No Evidence).
No one wants to believe that it was just a prank馃槶
Small prank I just make I just do don put to the prodigal daughter side of the world chaiii ( April fool will not put me in trouble ooo )馃槀
