Dear Web3,
I’m a social media troll, memelord and DeFi degen who somehow managed to turn doomscrolling X into a legitimate skill set. Most people would call spending hours on Crypto Twitter a productivity problem.
I call it market research. I’ve spent years watching narratives form, mutate, explode and occasionally disappear faster than my portfolio during a bad week. You can't spot the next big thing either?
Somewhere along the way, I learned how to spot what people are talking about before the timeline becomes completely saturated. More importantly, I learned how to turn complicated crypto ideas into content that people actually want to read.
Give me a protocol with a 40-page technical document and I’ll try to find the human story hiding underneath it. Give me a new narrative and I’ll figure out why people should care.
Give me a boring product announcement and I’ll probably turn it into a meme. That's the job. My skill set is slightly unhinged! I bring a strange combination of content creation, crypto knowledge, meme culture and terminal online behavior.
I understand that attention is one of the hardest things to earn on X. You can have the best protocol in the world, but if your explanation sounds like it was written by a committee of lawyers at 2 AM!
Web3 needs people who can translate. Not just language, but ideas. A complicated technical concept needs to become a post someone understands in seconds. A new protocol needs a narrative people remember.
That campaign needs content that doesn't feel like an advertisement... and a community needs someone who understands that sometimes the best way to explain something is with a completely ridiculous meme.
That's where I come in. I know the difference between a narrative that has genuine momentum and one being artificially held together by twelve accounts replying “massive” under every post.
I know when a project needs a serious educational thread and when it needs a shitpost. I know that sometimes the best marketing strategy is explaining the product properly, and sometimes it's putting a crypto mascot in an absolutely cursed situation.
I can help projects find their voice, explain their products, participate in conversations and build narratives that feel native to the internet rather than copied from a corporate marketing handbook.
My qualifications? Memes: Highly experienced. Crypto: Been around long enough to have the scars. DeFi: Degen credentials unfortunately verified. Social media: Terminally online. Sleep schedule: Negotiable.
Narrative spotting: Constantly watching. Portfolio management: Let's not discuss that part. Corporate jargon: Absolutely not. I like discovering new protocols. I like figuring out what makes a product interesting.
So, Dear Web3, if you're looking for someone who can combine crypto brain, meme culture, storytelling and community energy, I might be your guy. No corporate jargon. No boring content. This is my Rally cover letter.
My biggest crypto meltdown has to be getting a $0.73 airdrop after doing thousands in volume on a Layer 2 and paying hundreds in transaction fees. Surely the airdrop would make it worthwhile, right?
I spent weeks grinding transactions, bridging, swapping, farming volume and basically doing unpaid quality assurance for the chain. I got $0.73 for using Blast testnet and mainnet for weeks!
At that point, I could have simply been ignored, but apparently the protocol decided I should first financially subsidise its entire ecosystem before receiving my generous reward.
The funniest part is that I probably spent more on gas trying to qualify for the airdrop than the airdrop was actually worth. Crypto teaches you many things. Some patience and lots of risk management.
The important lesson that “community rewards” does not necessarily mean the community gets rewarded. With Rally it was a very different story. Got a WL for Wingston and some USDC!
Instead of another microscopic bag of tokens that barely covers the emotional damage, I actually got a Wingston WL for my efforts. Finally, a campaign where my grinding didn't end with me staring at a $0.73
The timeline moves fast. Attention moves faster. You have to understand both. My approach is simple and makes it understandable. Make it entertaining. Make people remember it.
I've accumulated years of experience living somewhere between the timeline on Crypto Twitter, DeFi, memes, community campaigns and the inevitable 47 browser tabs that come with all of it.
I've watched narratives emerge around new protocols, prediction markets, NFTs, DeFi, L2s, AI, RWAs and whatever acronym X has decided is the future this week. I've seen projects with incredible technology struggle because nobody understood the story.
I've also seen simple ideas become enormous because someone knew exactly how to communicate them. That taught me something important... attention isn't everything, but without attention, nobody gets far enough to understand the technology.
Alpha stuff:
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