I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They're giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that's just the staff.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious,

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.

Great article!

Beautiful post